Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Joke

Visitor:I want some current literature.
Librarian:Here are some books on electricity and lightning.

Joke

Writer:I finally had a story accepted!
Friend:Fantastic!How?
Writer:I got home at 3 a.m. in the morning and my wife believed every word of my explanation.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Joke

Susie:What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
Mary:You can shut the book up.

Joke

A prisoner wrote a book filled with crime stories.He sent it to a publisher with this note:''The facts in this story are true,only the names have been changed to protect the guilty.''

Joke

Paul:Did you know Danny's writting a book?
William:Why doesn't he just buy one ? It faster.

Joke

Florence:What book do you like best?
Sally:My husband's chequebook.

Joke

Ah Keng:Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Ah Seng :OK,tell me!
Ah Keng :A boy fell in the mud!

Ah Seng :Now to you want to hear a clean joke?
Ah Keng : Yes,tell me!
Ah Seng :The boy had a bath!