Visitor:I want some current literature.
Librarian:Here are some books on electricity and lightning.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Joke
Writer:I finally had a story accepted!
Friend:Fantastic!How?
Writer:I got home at 3 a.m. in the morning and my wife believed every word of my explanation.
Friend:Fantastic!How?
Writer:I got home at 3 a.m. in the morning and my wife believed every word of my explanation.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Joke
Susie:What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
Mary:You can shut the book up.
Mary:You can shut the book up.
Joke
A prisoner wrote a book filled with crime stories.He sent it to a publisher with this note:''The facts in this story are true,only the names have been changed to protect the guilty.''
Joke
Ah Keng:Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Ah Seng :OK,tell me!
Ah Keng :A boy fell in the mud!
Ah Seng :Now to you want to hear a clean joke?
Ah Keng : Yes,tell me!
Ah Seng :The boy had a bath!
Ah Seng :OK,tell me!
Ah Keng :A boy fell in the mud!
Ah Seng :Now to you want to hear a clean joke?
Ah Keng : Yes,tell me!
Ah Seng :The boy had a bath!
Joke
Casey:Today,on the school bus,a little boy fell off his seat,and everybody laughed except me.
Teacher:Who was the little boy?
Casey:ME!!!!!!!!
Teacher:Who was the little boy?
Casey:ME!!!!!!!!
Joke
Ahmad:I recently took a self-improvement course on : ' How to Improve Your Concentration'.
Ghazali:Did it help you to concentrate better?
Ahmad:Sorry,did you just say something?
Ghazali:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Ghazali:Did it help you to concentrate better?
Ahmad:Sorry,did you just say something?
Ghazali:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Joke
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked:How?
Teacher:Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher:What are you waiting for?
Student:I don't know which side to write the other 5 on.
Student asked:How?
Teacher:Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher:What are you waiting for?
Student:I don't know which side to write the other 5 on.
Joke
Joe:Why are you wearing your glasses in bed?
Jim:I wanna get a better look at the girls i dreaned about last night.
Jim:I wanna get a better look at the girls i dreaned about last night.
Joke
A mother was looking after her five-year-old son when he fell off a playground slide and hit his head.
Worried that he might have a concussion , she checked him all night. Every hour , she'd gently shake him and ask , "What is your name?"
Soon , the boy began moaning in protest each time she entered the room.
When she went in at 5 a.m. , she found something white on his forehead.
It read:"My name is Bobby,Bobby,Bobby......"
Worried that he might have a concussion , she checked him all night. Every hour , she'd gently shake him and ask , "What is your name?"
Soon , the boy began moaning in protest each time she entered the room.
When she went in at 5 a.m. , she found something white on his forehead.
It read:"My name is Bobby,Bobby,Bobby......"
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
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